Schadenfreude Studios > Off Topic > I'm the villain
May 15, 2012 1:05 AM | Post #1
Beady little eyes, I'm very cuddly
'Specially when I hit the paladin with a frying pan
*WHACK*
I'm the villain, gotta love me
First I whack you then you shove me
Flying 'cross the room, I like it!
Again!
Mama says it's too much sugar
Daddy is all perplexed
A-B-C-D-E-F,
Gee, you never know what I'm gonna do next!
Wanna see me cast a spell?
Watch me put her life in a danger
She lights up like a Christmas tree
(Fighter: "Don't try this at home!")
Whee!
I'm the villain and you gotta love meeeeeeee
Everybody!
I'm the villain, gotta love me
Beady little eyes, I'm very cuddly
Don't you think that every home should have one of me? (or three!)
I said, jump on the bed, hit the paladin on the head
Run around the house when they tell me not to
I take every chance to make a poop in my pants
But I'm the villain, and you got to
I'm the villain, gotta love me
Don't you wish there were more of me?
Fighter, wizard, cleric, rogue
I'm the greatest villain in prehistor'!
I'm the villain and you gotta love
I'm the villain and you gotta love
I'm the villain and you gotta love me
Gotta love me!
Don't blame me for what my minions have done. Blame yourself for being the target.
May 15, 2012 3:36 PM | Post #2
URNOTE
May 16, 2012 12:54 AM | Post #3
Don't blame me for what my minions have done. Blame yourself for being the target.
May 20, 2012 6:32 AM | Post #4
